Buy this: Pleasure wipes

If you know me in real life and would rather not think about my bidness, don’t read this post!

I read about these in an issue of Budget Living and naturally, my interest was piqued, not just because I’d thought about inventing some of these my own damned self. The person who wrote in also outlined the non-pleasury uses for these pups: pop into the gym bag or the cubicle (imagine …), use to wipe up the kids without the odor of Wet Ones.

They come in mango or vanilla but apparently DrugStore.com only sells the mango. I’ve tried to track these things down in retail stores but to no avail (not even Ricky’s). I’ve been very happy with the vanilla. At the very least, it’s nice for that whole confidence thing until they actually do come up with the Woomba.