The Babs brings her vinyl, CDs, and mp3s to Luv247 tonight at 247 Eldridge. I’ll be there in my skinny jeans right at 10 p.m. until her set ends just past midnight, at which point I’m heading over to Emmy B’s thirtieth birthday party at Good World.
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james ramsey dinner party = wasted
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In my continuing efforts to confuse more people regarding whether or not I’m a tranny, I’m now taking my Lasikked eyeballs back into mascara-world, a place I dare not tread when I was a wearer-of-contacts.
However, unlike Rachel, who, when she’s not reading Cat Fancy is devouring Allure, I know next to nussing about makeup.
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Do any of you have mascara recommendations? Money’s not really a deciding factor here, since I wear it rarely and will simply amortize the cost across the four years I anticipate using a tube. (Is that what they call the thing mascara comes in?) I stopped trying to wear the stuff because flecks always got into my eyeballs. I want something easy to apply that won’t run when I cry, which I do often, especially in public.
Also, where should I get that torturous looking device a.k.a. an eyelash curler? (I saw one on the sidewalk in Aruba when I went for a run, and am proud to report I had zero inclination to pick it up.)
My friend Katherine is subletting her apartment. Details:
May - July 15th (Dates flexible)
Rent is $1552.00
Beautiful Garden 1 bedroom apartment with separate office- but could sleep 2 people (queen size brand new bed and futon couch).
Furnished- very cute!
And full private garden access - BBQs, lovely breeze for the summer and also an A/C unit to keep things cool.Located 5 minutes from Manhattan (third stop in Brooklyn)
Really safe, cute neighborhood- Cobble Hill, Brooklyn Heights Carroll Gardens Area (Boreum Hill)
Located on the “Greenest Street in Brooklyn”- all brownstones and a great coffee shop across the street
Near Smith Street- tons of restaurants and cute bars1 block from subway AC and G
5 blocks from 4,5 and 2,3 and N,R
Interested? Let me know and I will pass you on to my girl.
Anyone know what the Connecticut stolen property statute of limitations is? I might know someone who may need to return some dormitory furnishings to a certain undergraduate institution.
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On a somewhat related note, I read an article about a woman who is pursuing the prosecution of her rapist after he apologized to her while working the steps.
Having been a “fully” “conscious” “alleged” “victim” of a “sexual” assault, I read this and wondered what good she was bringing to herself, psychologically, to cling to her victimhood. I mean, I don’t know, after a while, isn’t it healthier to simply let go and unburden yourself from the hurt, the pain, the view-of-self-as-victim?
Outdated feelings: chuck ‘em.
Stolen goods: return ‘em. (Unless, of course, doing so will result in jail time.)
Will I have to go (back) to jail if I return things I borrowed without permission last century?
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Am I talking about the island of Manhattan or the island of Aruba in the above bullets? Both. But Aruba has little differences:
We were fortunate enough to be in town for Aruba Day, a spectacular, fireworks-for-natives-only celebration of Aruban history et cetera.
Save the date: March 18, 2008.
I’m makin’ Aruba cake and hunting down a domestic distributor of Balashi. To keep it real, maybe I’ll crank the heat in the apartment and make y’all show up in swimsuits.
P.S. Priscilla: thanks to your recommendation I-don’t-remember-where, I bought the turquoise tank top in the above pic from those boys on Broadway. Thanks for the tip!
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My Aruba companion is on my cell right now telling me that she almost got shot in this. She ran her ass straight home and now we are on the phone.
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When I return I look forward to checking a different ethnicity box on all census forms.
* 100 songs sorted from least played to most played of ((3 star songs that haven’t been played in a month) + (4 star songs that haven’t been played in two weeks) + (5 star songs that haven’t been played in four days))