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What to do when your flight is delayed three hours

2008.12.30 @ 18:46

Play tag!

1. Link to your original tagger(s) and list these rules in your post.
2. Share seven facts about yourself in the post.
3. Tag seven people at the end of your post by leaving their names and the links to their blogs.
4. Let them know they’ve been tagged.

Wow, facts about me; this is my least favorite game ;)

  1. I was a thumbsucker
  2. whose security blanket was a blue striped turtleneck I gripped from my mother
  3. and promptly named ‘Fuddy’.
  4. In nursery school at The Church of Christ, Everett ‘Exit’ Peters poked me in the eye, which prompted classmate Keegan Rauen to beat him up (or do the three-to-four-year-old equivalent of beating someone up).  Keegan, as it turns out, went on to become a state-level wrestler.  I promptly dropped out of nursery school.
  5. I also dropped out of HeadStart.
  6. I like to swish carbonated beverages around in my mouth in order to feel the bubbles going wild.
  7. I am working on growing my hair long again.

Now I tag seven other peeps:

  1. Ari, who needs something to do during the holiday lull at the office
  2. Bomee, who is an infrequent blogger and needs to step it up a notch
  3. Cait, who was the first person to ever introduce me to to sushi
  4. Mills, who is a brand-new blogger who may not yet know the term “meme”
  5. Rachel, who introduced me to the wonder that is A Beach Vacation
  6. John, who is the awesomest Earlham grad tech geek dude ever
  7. Jenn, who stopped blogging as soon as cooking school ended and that’s lame


Elizabeth Warren

2008.12.23 @ 02:27

… and all the other clowns that I’m watching on C-Span right now make me want to gouge my eyeballs out.

Oh how I loathe the in-love-with-self academic who hasn’t spent any real time in corporate America yet professes to have all the answers.

Don’t they realize that only one person has all the answers?

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2008.12.21 @ 06:00

Why I won’t cancel my Dopplr account

2008.12.20 @ 14:39

The first sentence of a 12/18/2008 email from Dopplr, subject line

You took 12 trips to 9 cities in 2008. Personal annual report coming soon.

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One of the most popular requests we’ve had from our travellers is for Dopplr to summarise your year of travel in the form of data and graphs. So that’s exactly what we’ll do. We’ll be sending you your personal annual report in January.

to which I must say, “Oh yes.  Data, baby,” followed by, “Wait, is Dopplr Brit?”

Nice box

(Turns out they have core members in both Helsinki and London.)

(This reminds me of the year-end summary of charges a la American Express.  When I was at Citi I wanted to create a card that had a purchase-data RSS feed for cardholders, in case they wanted to create a blog badge of stuff they were buying as they bought it (and/or run their own data analysis).  (Of course I wanted to tie in some rev-share as well on top of it.)  I do think that the me-ness of society — perhaps in opposition to the grammatical fiction of the I of the totalitarian regimes of societies past (see Rubashov in Koestler’s Darkness at Noon) — will continue to desire services such as self-reflective, self-affirming data feeds.  All your 10101010110 are belong to … you!)

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2008.12.20 @ 06:00

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2008.12.19 @ 06:00

Holiday gift ideas

2008.12.18 @ 18:48

From “‘Tis the Season!!  A Degenerate Student’s Guide to Holiday Shopping” by Jon Meketansky in The Graduate Vice:

Idea #1 - Make a gift yourself

… Making a gift means you care more, not like those bourgeois imbeciles who actually “buy” things with their “money.”…

Idea #2 - Do something nice for someone

… Become a Secret Santa for the creepy old woman next door by keeping the blinds open and letting her watch you undress…

Idea #3 - Three Magic Letters - IOU

As a lowly Baruch student, you can’t afford any Christmas presents this year.  But wait!  I think I know who can afford those presents.  FUTURE YOU!

Here’s hoping the gifts I ordered get here before my flight outta town on Tuesday morning, else I may have to bust out the glue gun.

VJP digs in

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2008.12.18 @ 06:00

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2008.12.16 @ 06:00

Driven

2008.12.15 @ 14:28

I was reading an interview with John Jost regarding political psychology over at fave read The Situationist while devouring some I Can’t Believe It’s Not Beef Boca Lasagna (on sale at your local Fine Fare for $2.99!) just now.  In it Jost talks about conservatives being more resistant to change and more comfortable with inequality than progressives, and conservatives being more likely to be fear-driven than progressives.  Reading this reminded me of something I’ve been thinking about for a while:

Are progressives motivated by guilt and obligation?

Which is to say this:  there’s a correlation in general between higher standardized test scores and having a progressive political outlook.  Peoria Pete might think, “Well, if you’re smart, you clearly know that progressive policies are the way to go!”  Hmm. Having personally occupied nearly all political outlooks simultaneously, I no longer think this relationship is causal in the way that Peoria Pete does.

Having been granted the “Gifted & Talented” moniker early, it’s always been branded into my brain that possessing more than average gifts of intellectual resources comes with a concomitant obligation to give back.  You’re smart, the school puts you into a special little class and/or school, and you will in turn take your natural talents and give back to society because It Is The Right Thing To Do.  At the Academy, my public residential math-science magnet high school, community service is a graduation requirement.  At the freshman address at Yale, President Levin reminded us that we were the leaders of tomorrow.  At every step of the acculturation process for the mainstream person with above-average intelligence, we’re indoctrinated with the values of giving back to society, and the notion that our talents are not ours alone to enjoy.

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Do you see where I’m going with this?
I suspect that if you’re identified as smart early on and treated as such, you’re forced to believe that the fruits of your talents aren’t really your own, and that it’s only fair that you should share your talent-fruits with the rest of the world in larger proportion than those who are less able.  I suspect that this informs why smart people adopt progressive values:  they have been brainwashed into thinking that this is How Things Are.

I suspect that this lifetime acculturation is why progressives are okay with wealth redistribution, with progessive taxation, with subsidizing other people who simply aren’t interested in actually bettering their own lot.  Because they’ve been taught to feel a little bit guilty about the fact that they’re naturally more talented than others, and to assuage this guilt they’ll write a check in one form or another.  Because they’re used to doing the work of the entire study group (if they actually divide the labor of the team project equally, it will not be of the quality of a project that they, by themselves, would have done).  Having been raised on years of doing other people’s work for them, why would a progressive act out now, in Real Life?

I haven’t quite wrapped my arms around all of this but this is how the clay-lump looks at the present moment.

Signed,

Get your paws of my talent-fruits, you dirty commie