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Riddle me this

2008.06.22 @ 11:58

Why is there no intersection between libraries and bookstores?

I mean, if the metaphorical essence of a library is the gentle rubbing of one’s soul against primarily textual bundles of information, doesn’t a bookstore also achieve the same essence?

Couldn’t there be, like, a Barnes & Noble & Hoi Polloi Too But Only In LIP* Areas?

Is the next thing I am going to ask related to me starting a charter library slash bibliodiscotheque?

Run by prisoners? 
Boston Public Library

* Less important person



Nomen clack-a-lacka

2008.06.19 @ 17:47

I mean, the whole “Tops Down / Bottoms Up” phraseology really only works if you think of the structure that is business processes as a suspension bridge. Because if bottoms-up documentation is meant to describe what’s happening on the ground floor, and tops down is a description of the strategic methodology / foundational first principles against which these tactical happenings supposedly map …

Well, then shouldn’t tops down really describe the backbone of bottoms up?

And isn’t a foundation generally beneath that which it supports?

Except as with suspension bridges?

And isn’t it true what a friend of mine said at lunch today in the Google Caf (hi, @aripap!)?

Eric

Namely, “ANP, you know you think too much, right?”

Yeth, I would like to thuthpend the bridging of knowledge acroth dithparate entitieth but firtht I would like you to look at my new M.C. Escher print collection – 

Plant

2008.06.11 @ 14:34

I just fed my entire office some of these new Mountain Dew flavored Doritos, which I had to have after listening to Rachel’s latest podcast.

Other consumer goods’ lust, packaged or otherwise:

  • Laura Mercier translucent loose powder
  • J. Crew’s suede ballet slippers
  • Nike iPod thingy

Complaint: H&M no longer accepts American Express cards, so you know who is takin’ her PLANTIUM (shout-out to Sherry in Decision Management) to …

… to nowhere. I don’t have a job, so all these consumer produktuiys are simply taunt-y McTaunterson’s for my twitchy grabby I-sleep-on-my-couch fingers.

In other news regarding plants, here is some visual maff for you:

Action-orientated graffiti

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Motorvation

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Chomping produce + running =

This post written by a monkey

2008.05.24 @ 16:07

It is my birthright as a faux older sibling to tell people, particularly if they are shorter than me, what to do.

This is why I am making sweet tender love to oDesk, which allows the likes of me to find folks who will answer my emails, fill up my Outlook calendar, and update my net worth spreadsheet for currencies that — despite the impotence of the dollar — still end up being a win-win for all.

After I make love to oDesk I am going to get high on liberated markets.

 
 
 

All your ordering around are belong to big sisters

 

But, consider yourselves warned: the moment you get an email reply from me that reads rike it might be flom someone who no speaka Engrish fulst ranguage, zen you may want rememba zat texta message is best way reach me [until I outsource that], or, just knock, on door, nobody home, prank caller prank caller

Is “Compare People” racialist?

2008.05.11 @ 10:45

Is compare people racialist?

Keep it real > Keys to successful social networking > The member-message dynamic

2008.05.10 @ 18:59

III. The Member – Message Dynamic

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Just as members are demanding selfhood-amplifying tools from social media, so also do they seek activities that meet a similar end from the advertisers with whom they interact. Web 2.0 advertisers that do not aid in the self-expression, discovery, and interaction of social network members will achieve middling results.

But how can advertisers meet social network members’ selfhood needs?

First, advertisers must remember that while all social network members want to be more like themselves, the ways in which they each do that will vary. I don’t just mean that some people are heavy bloggers whereas others post a lot of videos involving ill-advised stunts. Rather, the audience within a social network must also be segmented into standard demographic and psychographic buckets.


Ill-advised stunt

Advertisers can’t simply “do a social network buy”; they need to smartly design a campaign within a social media platform for Bucket A, Bucket B, Bucket C, et cetera. Otherwise, mass market products will find they need to be all things to all people, and if American interests are any indicator, we all want to see multimedia of troubled famous twenty-somethings in various states of distress (or undress). So advertisers truly speaking to the authentic interests and curiosities of the vast swath of Americans will only abet a deeply mediocre race to the softly pornographic, slightly drunken middle.


Not that pornographic; more-than-slightly drunken

Avoiding this tragedy requires that mass market brands segment so their message can be delivered uniquely in the target’s language (in the broad sense of the word), and niche brands need to efficiently deploy marketing funds so that they reach said target. This appropriate segmentation and targeting enables advertisers to speak to members’ needs in an honest, real way; it’s the advertisers that do this that are most likely to see their campaigns succeed.

Once the brand has segmented their audience and aligned a message accordingly, it’s now poised to help members feel good about themselves and/or meet other needs. For example, a lot of social network members like to add brands as friends. Why? Well, brands are the ultimate “friends with benefits.”

Why members add brands as friends:

  1. 29% want notice of exclusive offerings or sales
  2. 28% were recommended by a friend
  3. 23% want to associate with them
  4. 23% want free samples

(Also, brands never whine about how you never have time for them; they just send you more coupon codes.)

So an advertiser should consider ways in which they can be a good friend to social network members, or – better yet – a great friend, and the best kind of friend helps you realize a dream. And what do the page view-driving masses within social networks want most? Fame and exposure. A brand that can help a member feed into their frenzied fantasies of fame will find their brand exposure interests aligned perfectly with member interests of personal brand exposure.


 

To meet their objectives, brands can also tap into insights of the influentials and affluentials. Bloggers think they’re special, so a brand offering exclusive video to top relevant blogs feeds into this megalomania. What about incentives? As Modernista has said, “Incentives are for the weak.” It’s true that short term gains from incentivizing often come at the expense of long term value, and anyway, no one wants to be the guy that people only like because he’s rich and gives away free stuff. With no offense to a certain outfit in Delray Beach, Florida, all the gratis iPods in the world aren’t as effective for driving long term value as meeting someone’s core needs. Selfhood trumps stuff (or at least, the kind of stuff that prevailing profit margins can afford).

So the true advertising value in UGC is found in that intersection between what users want and what advertisers want. By investing upfront in a studied consideration of member needs, what will the advertiser get in return? Pans Labyrinth was able to market their DVDs to the original “friends” they’d made during the theatrical release. More broadly, smart advertisers in UGC environments will benefit from the consumer-to-consumer (C2C) pass-along effects. For example, in a campaign I’ll discuss in more detail in the next section, Adidas drove 609K initial profile page views. 75K (12%) of these visitors interacted with the Adidas page in some way; 84% of these people (63K) added something “Adidas” to their own profiles and 51% (38K) passed something along to their friends, exposing an additional 35K people to the Adidas campaign.

Campaign to date? 22MM impressions of the Adidas brand per month (including their own page as well as branded assets on member profiles). In addition, purchase intent, intent to recommend, and positive brand associations all increased. Across all brand advertisers who have intelligently deployed SMP campaigns, 30% of their results are attributable to traditional business-to-consumer (B2C) marketing, while 70% of campaign results can be tied to the C2C momentum effect.

Could Adidas have achieved the same success if they’d not taken the time to understand user needs and design a campaign that met those needs? Would they have done as well if they’d simply “done a social network buy” and bought some slop remnant inventory through an ad network? In my experience, buying 300×250 inventory from the slush pile might work to meet internal political ends – to get the upper management monkeys off your back with their broken “We’ve got to do a social network buy!” record – but it seems the best long-term use of brand dollars is an integral, and integrated campaign. Sure, it’ll probably be more expensive upfront, but the ROI could be significantly greater, resulting in a much smarter use of shareholder dollars.

This gives us some insight into how members relate to advertising messages. But how should SMPs handle commercial messages?

To be continued. See comment box for link to next section.

Exciting news

2008.05.01 @ 19:41

I am very close to being done with a twenty page personal essay I’ve been working on for the past two years.  !!  This is exciting news point number one.

B.  I just checked Quantcast to see what my current uniques are and I found it all filled up with interesting demo info about you clowns:

  • 800 monthly (not daily … ahem…) global uniques
  • 53% female, 26% 25-34, 27% HHI > $100K
  • 1% are ethnically “OTHER”
  • 22% graduate educated; 77% no kids
  • 79% US; 26% New York; 30% NYC metro area

Naturally I had to see how my readership compared to my friend Ari’s:

  • 1,800 monthly uniques
  • 55% male, 20% 55-64, 19% make less than $30K
  • 3% are ethnically OTHER
  • 18% graduate educated, 75% no kids
  • 53% US, 18% California, 16% NYC metro area

I find data so interesting.  Perhaps that’s a very regressive thing to say.

Nyuk nyuk nyuk 

Nomen-clater

2008.04.29 @ 14:47

In the parlance of ethical hacks, information security officers, and whatnot, I do propose that the phrase vulnerability assessment be used for the word “date” moving forward.

“Hey, how did that vulnerability assessment with so-and-so go?”

or

“I’ve got a first vulnerability assessment on Thursday!”

etc. etc.

Carry on.

Things that amuse me when I’m still at the office

2008.04.28 @ 19:14

The fact that the following text is hyperlinked on the GoodReads box on my FB profile:

refresh box

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