Champagne bzz
Not Champaign-Urbana.
I have had a lot of champagne in my fridge, thanks to a pre-New Years‘ Vine Wine champagne tasting (and the fact that I earn American Airlines miles or Starwood Hotels Starpoints whenever I buy stuff, thus encouraging consumption).
Noticing this, a friend once remarked in between sips of champagne that I needed to start having “more life events.”
Indeed. What better life event than life itself? (Or so I tell myself to the sound of my kitchen clock a tickin’ and my MacBook keys a clackin’ with my belly full of crab cakes and A. Margaine bubbly.)
Oh yeah, I pink-cheekedly remember what I was gonna tell y’all:
Scorpio can become intensely fixated on a person and possessive… Scorpio’s “urge to merge” can be very powerful… Scorpio tends to periodically become intensely focused on some area of concern and become even fanatical in pursuit of some interest…
Scorpio… has a quiet disposition that makes much emotional complexity and sensitivity. Light, superficial social interaction doesn’t interest Scorpio at all, and, in fat, frequently makes Scorpio feel separate and lonely.Scorpio feels a whole range of powerful emotions – desire, jealousy, rage, fierce loving attachments or intense loathing – and Scorpio cannot live without relating on a very deep, intimate level, which often includes conflict and confrontation. In fact, if things become too easy and mellow, Scorpio will (consciously or unconsciously) provoke some trouble in a relationship. Scorpio seems to thrive on emotional drama and intensity… Scorpio is drawn to the hidden, dark, mysterious side of life and of people… Scorpio probes and analyses and is more suspicious. Also, Scorpio can be manipulative and controlling, and may be subtly dominating.
Although the point is currently moot, I’ve often felt I should come with a warning label.
To prospective suitors: SEE ABOVE. This is not a joke.
To past suitors: All of you were right to have dumped me. SEE ABOVE.
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Also, I like hand-coding basic .html. It makes me feel very happy.
* burp *
I am still home with this terrible flu and this sickness has washed all the men out of my hair.
“Light, superficial social interaction doesn’t interest Scorpio at all, and, in fat, frequently makes Scorpio feel separate and lonely.”
In fat indeed.
Hence wrestling in jello rather than, say, lard ;)
quiet disposition? not interested in superficial social interaction? wrong!!
no one opposed to superficial social interaction becomes member and president of a networking group. quiet, introspective people do not don animal print spandex and pull hair.
thus, your relationship dynamics are not preordained by the stars or destiny or some such bs.
q.e.d.
That’s sound right?
If not A, then not B. QED
It’s like an alphabet song I sing to Adam. His new favorite song is Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes, edging Scooby Doo Theme and Row Row Row Your Boat out of top position.
I find the songs you sing your progeny to be culturally homogeneous and ability-centric. Not everyone has knees and toes, you know!
Signed,
ANP non ESQ
Well Frere Jacques is on the shuffle. Is that better? Plus some French song about Julie coocoo and an Arabic song about diki diki.
Three Blind Mice?
LOL
Manan Manan